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As your new minister of defense (particularly against the undead) I would like to start by assembling a list roster of those in this town who are or have previously been deceased.

I feel that by furthering my research into the matter, I can form a better hypothesis on the way that this town deals with its dead and if it is going to become dangerous.

Though I would prefer to do this as a series of interviews, I am not averse to the simple answering of a survey in electronic form:

Name:
Age at time of death:
Current age:
Cause of death:
Cause of resuscitation:
Are you or have you ever been bitten by a vampire?:

I would still prefer meeting you all in person, but presently, this will do.

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On November 12th, 2008 12:39 am (UTC), bfpierce commented:
Ben Pierce

30

Jeep crash

No idea

No

Note: Does it count as dead in your book if you've possibly traveled in time and aren't even sure you really died in the first place?
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On November 12th, 2008 12:45 am (UTC), strictlymaster replied:
Not entirely unhelpful.

I would like to arrange a personal meeting, if possible?

-- Hellsing
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On November 12th, 2008 01:09 am (UTC), the_golden_girl commented:
Buffy Summers.
I've died...four times. God, I've got some weird luck with that.
26.
First time I drowned. Second time was killed by a vamp... well, not sure if that one actually counts since it was a nightmare turned reality. Third time I jumped off a tower into a portal of electricity opening to swallow the world. Fourth time I was shot.
A knight in white shining armor gave me CPR. The weird nightmare thingy was lifted. My friends brought me back. My friend brought me back.
Several times. Some not for pleasure. And as of lately... kinda personal. Like everything else wasn't? *facepalm!*
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On November 12th, 2008 01:20 am (UTC), strictlymaster replied:
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FOUR?! Four?

May I ask how you survived the vampire bites without being turned?
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On November 12th, 2008 08:50 am (UTC), teapot_jones commented:
...Ah ha ha...

Um. Sir Integra, the people who've died and turned up here aren't dead. Medically, they're perfectly sound. And how the hell am I going to explain Jack? [Deleted]
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On November 12th, 2008 10:57 pm (UTC), strictlymaster replied:
Sound or not, death is my business, Mister Jones. I have to know the specifics of it here.
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On November 12th, 2008 03:08 pm (UTC), frontpagebyline commented:
Private to the new Minister of Defense
Are we legally obligated to provide this information?
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On November 12th, 2008 10:57 pm (UTC), strictlymaster replied:
Re: Private to the new Minister of Defense
Yes, but it will remain completely confidential.
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— On November 13th, 2008 05:13 pm (UTC), strictlymaster replied, “Private to Chloe and Integra” · Expand
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On November 12th, 2008 03:17 pm (UTC), never_blink commented:
name: clarice ferguson
age at time of death: 15
current age: 15
cause of death: um. i was sort of... dissolved? honestly, ma'am, i'm not actually sure whether i was dead or not, so maybe i'm not even supposed to be answering this thing? i don't mean to be lying to you, and i don't want to waste your time... if i thought i was going to die and i did come apart and i did black out and lose fourteen years and wake up in a different country and a whole different reality, does that count?
cause of resuscitation: i don't really know. i mean, if i was really dead to begin with. i might have just come back together on my own, though that doesn't explain why it would have been in aternaville since i'd never heard of this town before.
are you or have you ever been bitten by a vampire?: what? no!
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On November 12th, 2008 10:59 pm (UTC), strictlymaster replied:
fifteen? Thank you.
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On November 12th, 2008 06:44 pm (UTC), lpotter commented:
I'm not entirely sure that I feel as if you need this information from me.
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On November 12th, 2008 11:00 pm (UTC), strictlymaster replied:
Bloody hell, you again.

Look, I apologize if I offended you in some way, but you must understand that I need to do my job.
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— On November 12th, 2008 11:17 pm (UTC), a_jade_phoenix replied, “Private; Mum” · Expand
— On November 12th, 2008 11:18 pm (UTC), lpotter replied, “Re: Private; Harry” · Expand
— On November 12th, 2008 11:21 pm (UTC), a_jade_phoenix replied, “Re: Private; Harry & Mum” · Expand
— On November 12th, 2008 11:24 pm (UTC), lpotter replied, “Re: Private; Harry & Mum” · Expand
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— On November 12th, 2008 11:31 pm (UTC), lpotter replied, “Re: Private; Harry & Mum” · Expand
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On November 12th, 2008 11:18 pm (UTC), a_jade_phoenix commented:
What about people who came back to life years before arriving here?
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On November 12th, 2008 11:22 pm (UTC), strictlymaster replied:
...how many dead are there in this town?
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On November 13th, 2008 05:18 pm (UTC), kingoftheweevil commented:
Owen Harper
30
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the first time? a bullet to the chest. The second, an obscene amount of nuclear radiation.
The first; alien resurrection glove. Second; don't know. I woke up here.
Can's say I have.

I seem to be a bit of a death magnet.
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