As your new minister of defense (particularly against the undead) I would like to start by assembling a
I feel that by furthering my research into the matter, I can form a better hypothesis on the way that this town deals with its dead and if it is going to become dangerous.
Though I would prefer to do this as a series of interviews, I am not averse to the simple answering of a survey in electronic form:
I would still prefer meeting you all in person, but presently, this will do.
I've died...four times.
First time I drowned. Second time was killed by a vamp... well, not sure if that one actually counts since it was a nightmare turned reality. Third time I jumped off a tower into a portal of electricity opening to swallow the world. Fourth time I was shot.
A knight in white shining armor gave me CPR. The weird nightmare thingy was lifted. My friends brought me back. My friend brought me back.
Several times. Some not for pleasure. And as of lately... kinda personal.
name: clarice ferguson
age at time of death: 15
current age: 15
cause of death: um. i was sort of... dissolved? honestly, ma'am, i'm not actually sure whether i was dead or not, so maybe i'm not even supposed to be answering this thing? i don't mean to be lying to you, and i don't want to waste your time... if i thought i was going to die and i did come apart and i did black out and lose fourteen years and wake up in a different country and a whole different reality, does that count?
cause of resuscitation: i don't really know. i mean, if i was really dead to begin with. i might have just come back together on my own, though that doesn't explain why it would have been in aternaville since i'd never heard of this town before.
are you or have you ever been bitten by a vampire?: what? no!
the first time? a bullet to the chest. The second, an obscene amount of nuclear radiation.
The first; alien resurrection glove. Second; don't know. I woke up here.
Can's say I have.
I seem to be a bit of a death magnet.